View Full Version : Best Assie joke Ever!!!!!

24th June 2012, 07:59 PM
Hope you enjoy this as it's pretty Bloody funny!!!!!


24th June 2012, 08:14 PM

24th June 2012, 08:30 PM
Great stuff thats a p!$$a

24th June 2012, 08:34 PM
NIce one

24th June 2012, 09:05 PM
westy keep em coming nice and wet

24th June 2012, 09:30 PM
Haha not going to ask why it was tied to a railway sleeper

24th June 2012, 10:17 PM
Lol awesome!

25th June 2012, 08:55 AM
thats a keeper. lol

25th June 2012, 09:31 AM
Don't know how lInf this king bulky has been around but my old man told me that joke 20 years ago

25th June 2012, 11:11 AM
Don't know how lInf this king bulky has been around but my old man told me that joke 20 years agoHate to say it fella but I think King Billy Cokebottle pre dates Dad just a tad!!!!!He was telling these back in the early 60's

25th June 2012, 05:17 PM
Classic :D

25th June 2012, 08:45 PM
A young couple had been going out for a few months when the young man though he would ask if they could consumate there relationship,the young girl informed him that she was still a virgin and wanted to stay that way till they were married, so the young man being pretty quick on his feet suggested that she could relieve him with her hand, not being to sure how to go about it the boyfriend told her it was similar to shaking a bottle of coke. so she agreed and away they went, after about 10 minutes the young man started going red in the face, wax flying out his ears and snott coming out his nose, when the young girl screamed out whats going on, when he yelled take your thumb of the end.

Aussie fallow 1
25th June 2012, 10:04 PM
funny bloody funny lol

25th June 2012, 10:20 PM
Corniest joke.......ever.

What's it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced ?................................................. ...............a buccaneer :D

30th June 2012, 09:39 AM
A couple of elderly gentlmen were having a round of golf, they were down on the fairway when a young lady teed of hitting one of the gents, he has dropped to his knees with his hands between his legs in great pain, the young lady runs down and tells him that she is a trained message therapit, she pulles his fly down and startes to message his grion,after about 5 minutes she askes how does it feel, great he replies, but i think i have broken my thumb.