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  1. #61
    what is the definition of relative humidity



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    #62
    ^^haha



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    School excursion to a farm..afterwards the teacher asks the class "so what sounds did you hear today boys & girls?" There was the usual "baa", "moo", "cheep cheep"...… and "get the F&%k away from my goat Abdul"



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  4. #64
    Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

    "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the arse," he said.

    She said, "Rectum."

    "Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
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    #65
    My idea of a "Short Joke".....Allan Langer!

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    I know who was laughing after he came back for game 3
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    #67
    what rhymes with purple..... no it doesn't.
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    #68
    ^^^hahaha...grandad joke!



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    #69
    The night was dark the sky was blue around the corner the dunny cart flew, it hit a bump a scream was heard and a cop was hit with a flying turd.
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    In keeping with the Police theme - what's the difference between a porcupine and a Police HWP car - with the porcupine the pricks are on the outside......and why do HWP only have a 15 minute meal break - any longer and they have to be retrained....
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